Worth sneaking back into work for. All the feels. Newcastle we hear you 🖤🤍 Newcastle United Wor Flags 🏴🏳 #nufc

In 2022 I learned hundreds of useful concepts that improved my understanding of the world. Here are the 10 best:

Lucky there are no producer guidelines on whether you need to declare facilitating an £800k loan to a prime minister while applying for a job as chairman of a broadcasting organisation….

Everybody knows what Match of the Day means to me, but I’ve told the BBC I won’t be doing it tomorrow. Solidarity.

Dear BBC, Can we assume the next series of The Apprentice will not go ahead until an agreement is reached with Lord Sugar?

Ian Wright Good on you mate

I have informed the BBC that I won’t be appearing on MOTD tomorrow night.

Alan Shearer Well done Alan #standwithlineker

Bought Yorkshire Tea gold thinking it was going to be a taste sensation. It's bland, more like Lincolnshire Tea or something 😔🫖

At the heart of these local elections is a simple question - are you better off after 13 years of the Tories?

Potholes? Some people have swiss cheese memories filled with “enemies of the people” Read me: stopthetories.vote

"While running for Prime Minister on a platform of national security I had to publicly apologise for disrepecting D-day veterans."

PLAY GORDON ON THE LEFT #playgordonontheleft

Election Special 4: The Conservatives.

Here's our last parody song about the #USElection2024. It's called "Bohemian Trumpsody" (based on the inimitable Queen but with only six voices & no overdubs) & we've self-trolled in it as 'libtards' already, just to save folks time who might be offended 🎶🗳️🤞

Blue sky seems nicer than twitter bsky.app/profile/paulmi…