Toa opinion Kwa kila kitu.. but usitoe opinion kwa watu wa Mpira.. utaambiwa ujikune haga ulale bana 😭

Beatrice na kafukuswi ni kama wameachana ama wanataka kutoa ngoma . Kama kuna mtu mapenzi imetesa duniyani ni huyu nyar kambodia 🥹🥹

As a young man if you must date a woman older than you;she must be rich,ready to treat you like a 👑 or she has a first world country citizenship and ready to get a visa to relocate you abroad.Failure to that you will understand why men of her age are not interested to marry her.

Someone told me that when I'm pissed I write in adjectives. Mumenizoea sana. 🤣

East or Waste, home is the best. Read that slowly.

This fasting period am Praying for all Side Chicks to be moved to Main Chick this year.🕯

Most of you don't know this, deep down Nduta doesn’t like people who take drugs. For example: Vietnam airport security.

"hi" "Hi too" "Uko aje ?" "Niko poa" "Pia mimi" This is the reason I don't talk to people 🙄🙄

No drug trafficker ever admitted they are trafficking drugs.

Wamama wana anika ma-dead beats pale TikTok! What if your baby daddy is restricted from accessing his children? Do you ever think about that?

Nyinyi hata mlikua munajua kuna King and Queen of Netherlands kweli?. Mimi hata nimejua jana. History has only taught us to acknowledge Queen Elizabeth and her family, our colonisers. But I know my queen of nether regions and she's neither here nor there. 😂

If someone has four babies with four baby mamas and you become the fifth, who is the problem? You knew dude is a broadcast pollinator and chose to participate in his favourite activity.

The ultimate wrestle mania to us, was when Ultimate Warrior beat Hulk Hogan. It was bigger than anything else in the 90s. Legends.

Kisii innit the Land of Noise makers... Wanaongea mask inararuka😂😭🤌🏿

Saa hii Kairo na Baba Yao washa 'kaba' ndio kinara achukue hesabu alafu wakatumia mururu kukunywa maji moto inaitwa chai. Usiwahi taka kulala Industrial Area.

Just seen a clip of Wamunyoro praising and swearing by Uhunye. Well, that escalated quickly... With the emerging of Matiangi, Kisii is 100% gone and so is the mountain. 2027, KE will have a new president. Hii imeenda!

Kuna Malaya husimama hapo lithuli avenue street .....warembo sana ukifika kwa nyumba unaona bibi yako anakaa wakoli bifoli💔😂😂

Akal E.H Simba Mliambiwa mubebe kengele mkakataa oneni sana you saw the Canaan but you couldn't reach it 🥺

Who else feels the title "Mhesh" has lost its sanctity in this country. You'd rather call me "Bossy" if you want a favor from me urgently. 🤣

Stop asking us to pray for you if you not gonna say what’s wrong.💯 I’m not bothering Jesus about a yeast infection.😂😭🫴🏿