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New York City Police Union Thinks Graffiti Train Is a 'True Sign of Decay' But People Are Loving It flip.it/vHnidX

Hey Google if you’d like a new Raptors ad, I will write one for you. Please, for all of us.

What if the greatest thing ever written was on twitter? 😃

“Plastic straws. Who wants to buy plastic straws?!”

So, 3 weeks off school and playing fortnite counts as social distancing. 10 yr old boys are gonna love this.

Suddenly, every Radiohead song makes sense.

Nice move, but cutting your interest rates would be more helpful to the vast majority of people. #Covid19

Pause. Retool. Come back online. #makeitbetter

It’s, we the people. Not, me the person.

I’ve created a vaccine that’s 96% effective.

How long before Trump proposes best 2 out of 3?

I miss my pre-Christmas job of looking at the front door to see if any packages had arrived.

Lovely to have all these new followers .. can we just check that you know that you’re following The World Wide Robin Hood Society in Nottingham and not the Robin Hood App .. if so .. a big welcome from Sherwood 🙌

The astronaut bio section of the documentary Apollo 11 is amazing editing. Also, I’m a nerd.

Daft Punk break up in the most Daft Punk way. vimeo.com/515412146

Perseverance Rover’s Descent and Touchdown on Mars (Official NASA Video) youtu.be/4czjS9h4Fpg via YouTube

What if MAID was made with ugly people?

From ‘Veneno’ to ‘Drag Race,’ these talented boyfriends are making TV gayer—and hotter! queerty.com/from-veneno-to…