Come for the tofu-eating wokerati, you best not miss

🔥🔥 This is an extraordinary outburst from Charles Walker(Tory MP) 🔥🔥

Enya has been shelf stacking this week... #wednesdaymorning

Keep wanting to change this BBC iPlayer logo for the Derby-Torquay FA Cup replay to 'Das Tor' #dertor

Different words for playing football in the German-speaking countries (via 'Atlas zur deutschen Alltagssprache') atlas-alltagssprache.de/runde-4/f01a-b/

This heatmap of Spain's many passes against Morocco also shows how I feel trying to teach German adjective endings.

Genuinely wondered for a moment why a German spa town had been given a three-digit postcode.

17 December 1957: Lok Leipzig somehow find the ball in the snow while beating Dynamo Berlin 2:1 in an East German FDGB-Pokal semi-final (via Bundesarchiv)

Good grief. bild.de/sport/fussball…

31 December 1960: New Year's Eve celebrations reach fever pitch in Berlin-Spandau (via Bundesarchiv)

#OTD My great-great-aunt Mildred Harnack was beheaded on Hitler’s direct order. Born in Milwaukee, she graduated from the University of Wisconsin & moved to Germany to pursue a PhD. As an American grad student in Berlin, she witnessed a rapid increase in Hitler's popularity. 1/12

We've found a new way of using ChatGPT to liven up classic German books.

You have to love the Liechtenstein Cup. - FC Vaduz just won it for the 23rd time out of the last 24 finals - Runners-up FC Balzers beat their own reserve team in the semi-finals - The cup final attendance of 1,298 was 3.3% of Liechtenstein's entire population (via The Sweeper)

Big shout out to everyone in Germany who is sitting on their roof again this evening. x.com/BestForBritain…

As the new season starts, it's a good time to remember the timeless poetry of GDR football team names.

OK, but this only works from a West German perspective. Several GDR national coaches were sacked - Oelgardt, Siegert, Seeger, Buschner, Stange, Zapf etc. x.com/BBCSport/statu…

Word of the day: 'das Eigentor' Here's a memorable own goal from this evening's Hamburg derby in the 2. Bundesliga x.com/PhlipMarq/stat…

With the first round of the ÖFB Cup in full flow, here's an updated list of Austrian football teams that have (or have had) sponsors included in their club names. Big shout out in particular to Union Constant Energy Pucking. facebook.com/SportvereinUni…

That would be very disappointing. Say it ain't so, Jürgen. x.com/Plettigoal/sta…