Dang if someone told me Olympic climbing was a thing Notre Dame would have 2 Olympians right now

Boneless chicken wings are just chicken nuggets.

Thinking about how in 50 years I'll be in my 70s and Levels will still be an absolute banger

If you skateboard in the snow is it snowboarding?

Making a sandwich using heels of bread is psycho. But. A bun is a loaf of bread cut to only have heels. Society is broken

What if computers have outsmarted us and they've just been playing dumb for the last 30 years

The 9th circle of hell is probably reserved for traitors and people who unplug the vacuum without turning it off

Fun fact! Frankenstein is the name of the doctor not the monster! Who would've guessed?!?!?

Big Polar Ice Cap doesn't want you to know that water takes up less space than ice. Checkmate "rising ocean levels"

I must be riding in all the wrong elevators cause they never have music

Collecting vaccines like infinity stones

Fun fact if you drive fast enough the police will automatically give you an escort

Ingenuity is making toast in an air fryer

It'll make you Gromit when you see me Wallace ice on

To meet his 2030 climate goals, Santa will be giving bad children "clean natural gas" instead of coal this year

You know landlords are evil when even the billionaires don't want to pay their rent

The catholics continue to be excellent cockblockers #GoIrish ☘️