I’m crying bro you’re at the Oscars

shrek's publicist died..

HULUUUUUU GET. IT. TOGETHER

Hulu class action lawsuit incoming

hulu i hope u know i pay you only $1 a month and that’s all you’re ever going to get out of me

omg im so glad im not the only one who noticed this!!

polish people when they turn 19 x.com/backup2319068/…

just watched the clock go from 1:59 to 3am….

staying on this app just for #screenpit

because nj is looking like the next hollywood, just wanted to tell everyone that all of my scripts are jersey based if we want to keep it local 🤙🫡

but i actually do want to see the martin scorsese’s jonestown movie 😭 #thestudio

I HATE NJ TRANSIT I HATE NJ TRANSIT I HATE NJ TRANSIT!!!!!

it feels like old twitter today

this feels like i just did a million lines of cocaine #LoveIslandUSA

as someone who is going to be a well known writer, something weird happening- i haven’t gotten any emails from managers or agents wanting to read my script this week, which is very strange to me because I wrote it and like who wouldn’t want to be manager… anyone else?!

very on brand for me to mess up the austin film festival submission deadline 🫠