Imagine getting £1million a month to drive, but then you don't have to if it's raining!

Having a very frustrating time with Audi UK sorting out the Audi Connect App for my mother. Every time I respond to an email I have to call a few days later to chase. Not what you would expect.

New Season. New Look. The 2025/26 Spartans kits - modelled by the lads and ready for action 💚 📸 Stephen Beecroft #HowayBlyth

Anyone else really missed Carraghers commentary over the summer?

Operation piss the league has hit the rocks.

Is Max Aarons there just so us Rangers fans realise that Tav isn’t as bad defensively as we’ve thought all along.

90’ FT. THREE POINTS AND A CLEAN SHEET ON THE ROAD! 🟢⚪️ #HowayBlyth

Good win for Sunderland AFC vs UPS yesterday. You could say Brentford FC failed to deliver!

2 poor teams there

If I ever win the lottery I’m gonna pay some scrotes to go around and change the C’s on Mini Cooper badges to P’s This will be my legacy!

Fixture rearrangement ⚽️ Our game against 𝗠𝗮𝘁𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗸 𝗧𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗙𝗖 | Est 1878 on the 27th September will need to be rearranged, after their progression in the FA Cup. A new date and time will be scheduled in due course. #HowayBlyth

Hearing from a close source that Isak refused to train as Liverpool promised him he’d be allowed to leave before the end of the window for Real Madrid. Has been training with Pinehurst Primary 2nd XI

#SlotOut

Anyone had a succesful UPS UK delivery recently? Yesterdays attempt was cancelled due to 'An emergency situation or severe weather condition' - It was Sunny, and I'm guessing the emergency situation was it was 6PM and the driver couldn't be arsed.

Anyone else experiencing enfuriatimg Taskmaster buffering on Channel 4 streaming platform this evening??

We've been dreadful but Nick Walsh is an absolute liability of a referee.

Jesus, Premier Sports how can your commentator give MOTM to someone the rest of your presenters think should have been sent off!!! #Blinkers

Watching a bit of the budget to remind myself of why I detest politics so much.

I know you shouldn't be doing it anyway, but a warning for drivers in the North East we appear to have people taking photos of drivers on their phones and sending them to the Police. I know a few that have been caught out and it's not worth the risk.

The beard went past Andreas’ arms so the kind people at Winmau are giving away a Blade 6 to one of you lucky people! All you have to do is comment ‘DIRTY HARRYSSON’ and retweet this post! A winner will be picked tomorrow evening before the session commences at 1900 GMT!