Sorry McDonalds, I love your double cheeseburger, but there is no way that one waterless urinal can save 100,000 litres a year. That's like 4 articulated tanker loads of water. Sure if you were rinsing a urinal with 100,000 litres of water per year, the place would be flooded.

Great little country if we could put a roof over it.

Reduce the risk of catching the Corona Virus. Don't breathe much.....

There is universal panic buying going on. Bloody good for business......👌

Ah. Just got it. People are going to eat themselves to death BEFORE corona gets them.....🤣🤣

The 0.01% of germs it doesn't kill could be Covid-19.

Glad to be 6ft 7ins. If someone sneezes, it's likely to hit me on the belly button. Or worst case, on the upper chest area.....🤣🤣

Great stretch.......

I haven't tweeted in a while

Young lads social distancingbin Arklow this morning 🤣🤣

Now, I've never tried this. But I'd imagine that pulling toilet tissue out of these fecking dispensers would be like pulling tissue out of a hens arse.

One can often lose ones tools in the oddest of places. I've been looking for my scissors. Last time I remember using it was putting sheeting under stones. So I moved a few stones est voila!!

Interesting piece of equipment for sale on done deal.

Jaysus. Elvis's car is for sale on done deal!

I bought my cherished Springer Spaniel a new all weather bed from LIDL. He has a very odd way of showing his appreciation.

I call on supermarkets every day. Here's just a few images of how I see people wearing the mask......

D'evenins is nearly bet.

So this is beyond meat, but it's now even meatier! How can something made of plants feature the words meat/meatier!!

Is this mask a bit camp? I found it on the ground outside a supermarket🤣🤣

Great stretch.