Via James Aydelott: LSU fb team is still stuck in the Sugar Bowl locker room. Someone painted a 50yd line outside & they can't cross it.

New phone tweet test

My favorite hot chocolate is back in time for summer youtube.com/watch?v=FQ5ob9…

Just heard a CNN reporter say Queen Elizabeth is “celebrating 60 years on the throne.” Hasn’t anyone ever told Lizzy about Metamucil?

Why do you never see a hoopty Mercedes? They have to give out sometime. Do they pull an Obi Wan and disappear when they die?

Egyptian press say former president Mubarak is clinically dead. I wonder how they define clinically? youtube.com/watch?v=yokQ0_…

This seems appropriate for today. youtube.com/watch?v=6IUDNM…

Congrats to KWGS. #publicradio

In honor of the London games. #olympics youtube.com/watch?v=k5ba1O…

Who out there remembers "Not Necessarily the News?" m.youtube.com/#/watch?deskto…

Well Sooner fans...that sucked.

Give me a home where the buffalo roam...because I won't pay for a house with a bison infestation.

There may be hope for the Middle East.ynetnews.com/articles/0,734…

For the #Longhorns. youtube.com/watch?v=A23snM…

This story is "Hot" off the presses. newson6.com/story/21236194…

I've haven't tweeted in a while. Wheeeee!!! That is all.

Wow! Now that's a homecoming! Thank you fans for coming out & all of you who were with us in NOLA! #SoonerNation

I wonder if Alabama will now call itself "Deacon Blues?" #Boomer #SugarBowl2014

#ScannerCallHOF "In a shocking turn of events she turned out to be a prostitute and now won't leave him alone."

#ScannerCallHOF "She's a white female (garbled) that is rather blessed in the chest area."