Great to see #julianclary on #hignfy tonight. Been off our screens way too long! The running joke about Alan Titchmarsh is hilarious 😂

I was quite looking forward to the new series of #blanketybank but then clocked panelists Nish & Rosie who are a complete turn off (whatever show they appear on!) so switched to ITVs #1percentclub instead! 🙂

Follow your spirit, and upon this charge Cry 'God for Harry, England, and Saint George!' Happy St George’s Day!

I find it very strange that ITV #1percentclub always wants to present its contestants as oddballs & misfits who have very bizarre ways of wanting to spend their winnings? 🤔🤔🤔 It's not entertainment, it's a real turn off!

Way to go #jackdraper Epic SF win at the #MadridOpen. Watch the match highlights from #SkySports 🎾🎾🎾 skysports.com/tennis/video/1… #backthebrits #tennis

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🚨BREAKING: A banner is held up outside the Royal Courts of Justice for political prisoner Lucy Connolly's appeal, the banner reads: 'POLICE OUR STREETS NOT OUR TWEETS' People have had enough of the thought police 🔥

#Eurovision The Ukrainian lead singer looks like a cross between Maggie Thatcher & Freddie Mercury 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve just applied for a job as a ‘Prison Castrator’. I told them I have my own kit.

#raceacrosstheworld this series seems to be stuck in 2nd gear. There's too much "stop - start" focusing more on personal issues/back stories than focusing on the travel elements, which are taking a back seat! 🤔☹️🤔

Made me laugh 😂🤣🤣

This is absolutely tragic 😪 RIP Sam #samgardiner #raceacrosstheworld #ratw

My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com

Watching #Katieboulter play is a joyless experience! I really want to get behind & support her, but her inconsistent play is so frustrating. Her matches are that feeling you get when someone sucks the life out the room...! #queens #HSBCChampionships

Labour: the migrants coming here are all women and children Specsavers:

The 2nd contestant is an absolute shocker on #tentothetop. Who plays the joker on a one point question??🤔🤔🤔

Were you and Vernon Kay in the same carriage? That could have been a bit awkward! 😉 #chilternrailway #kenbruce #vernonkay

Absolutely shocking display by #Katieboulter in her 2nd match. Appalling number of Double Faults and unforced errors. Terrible from someone ranked in the Top 50..... not for much longer! #Wimbledon2025 #Wimbledon