Feel like tin man after my first game in 18 months #stiff #blisters #cobwebs #blowin

Training cancelled so would be rude not to go for a run - can’t wait for the season to begin #brickies

All the best Kirton Brickworks FC for the new season Adi Smith Jamie Tryner Chris Dyson Paul Burgess Nottinghamshire Senior League 🔴⚫️⚽️

Paul Merson attempting to pronounce the new player names in the Premier League. 😂 Tag a mate who'd struggle with these names as much as Merse does. 😃

Gazza was a top player but is he off his head on Soccer AM this morning 🙈

Come on then... who remembers when Lucozade used to be in a pouch??

Up the brickies 🔴⚫️

I am playing tennis tomorrow. If I get a bad call I am going to smash my racket, protest that I am a father (so!), call my opponent a thief, demand an apology and claim that I have been treated differently because of my gender. Than I will go home and grow up.

🗣️"Whose phone is this? Is your missus pregnant? You might want to get that!" Jordan Henderson casually informs a Liverpool FC camera crew member that their missus has gone into labour 😂

"We did no fouls in training for Cristiano Ronaldo" Darren Fletcher on the training regime of Sir Alex Ferguson and his then assistant Walter Smith, designed to get the best out of Ronaldo. 📻 📲 bbc.in/2PJv7Os

'I can't imagine for a minute he can clear up from here...' Ronnie O'Sullivan #Snooker

😂

Coming soon to the premier league... just say it how it is!!!

And this folks is why women shouldn’t be reporting or commenting on football 🙈

Looking forward to getting the boots out again after being injured for the last 7 weeks... Come on Kirton Brickworks FC

After the resignation of the first team manager we are on the look out for someone too take over the role if interested and want more info please get in touch #brickies

What a load of Bollox... All professionals in the men's game will be on different salaries and bonus packages so why should the women be any different. Would love to compare the amount of shirts people have purchased with her name on the back compared to Beckham for example 😂🤔

SAVAGE: Rob Beckett hands out the biggest custard pie rejection to Fenners 🤦‍♂️😂

Every single Spurs player we've interviewed says Dembele is the best player at the club! Is he the most underrated player in the Premier League? 🤔

All the early mornings and late nights are worth it when your little man is so happy and loved #nikebaby @NikeUK Tottenham Hotspur