Telling people what to do clearly isn’t working for some so I’m just posting this. #StayHomeSaveLives #StayAtHome

Hey, I'll sleep when I'm dead. Also tonight. bitly.xaijo.com/hANrOaH

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bitly.xaijo.com/IFnfBItT My girlfriend told me that she has bronchitis. I wish I had a dinosaur.