Me: this will be a simple, quiet hearing that won't take long. The hearing:

When you're not allowed to go on the road so you wait for dad to get your ball

I can't find fault with this...👇👇👇

When you get home after midnight from the police station yet you can't get to sleep

Teleporting! 😂😂

Truth!!👇👇👇👇👇

Finding it hilarious that chatbots from young nubile females are liking my posts atm 🤣🤣

Another brexit bonus BBC News - Mona Lisa to be moved as part of major Louvre overhaul bbc.com/news/articles/…

Who Remembers.

Mine was blue..

So magistrates court trials in Essex are being fixed for May 2026. To help reduce the backlog, from March 2025, the number of courts sitting undertaking crime cases is being reduced......

When someone has been on the same piece of equipment at the gym for the last hour and you want to use it

Sad to hear today of the death of Philippa Beswick, a criminal defence barrister that began her career in Essex. She was only 48!

This is a great move Long overdue BBC News - Boulter and Raducanu headline historic Queen's return bbc.com/sport/tennis/a…

He just can’t care

Anyone know the number for custody Workington under the Cumbria area on dscc The numbers on dscc system are not valid it seems!!!

Being asked by LAA to complete an organagram!!! Is this even a thing!?!?!

Another detailed leak posted in HCJ, makes you wonder who is providing this information to them.....

While 1000s of NHS staff who have given years of service are going through a redundancy process, many are suffering mentally due to the uncertainty. I wonder where Wes Streeting is? Not on holiday i hear you cry....