What’s going on in cars that take longer than 10 seconds to get out of a parking spot?

Ppl with an out-of-office reply that also reply 😌

No one cares about your wordle, especially if you got it in four

Nobody wants to subscribe to a newsletter within 5 seconds of being on a company’s website

I’ll never get why ppl wait in line to get on a plane. Change my mind.

Confirming everyone else also scrambles writing a wedding card while en route to said wedding?

Did Rogers use Bell to post this?

Ppl with unrubbed in sunscreen - do they know?

Pretzels in bits & bites need to go

What are ppl who choose to walk next to moving sidewalks trying to prove

What’s with all the chit chat in YouTube how-to videos? Just get to it

A clementine is much less of a commitment than an orange

I may drive Uber so I can put ex-Uber in my LinkedIn

It’s 2024 and some ppl are still replying all when not appropriate to do so

Sushi chefs are always busy making sushi even when no orders seem to be coming in

Clicking ‘forgot password’ is giving up. Don’t give up. You got this.

I’m hungry and full

Told my dad he spends more time in the sand than Hasselhoff during golf, he thought it was my original joke, never seen him prouder of me

Napkin value increases tremendously once in a car glove compartment

It would be nice that in addition to overturning a call, umpires would include a formal apology to the affected team