Me calling Chili’s to make a dinner reservation for my bachelor party:

"It's a dream come true." Kawhi's No. 15 gets immortalized at San Diego State 🙌 (via San Diego State Men's Basketball)

🚨 NEW AP POLL 🚨 1. Kansas 2. Gonzaga 3. Dayton 4. Baylor 5. San Diego State 6. Kentucky 7. Florida State 8. Seton Hall 9. Maryland 10. Louisville

I mean, you gotta give Rudy Gobert DPOY. He shut the whole league down.

BREAKING NEWS: Due to the recent COVID-19 outbreak, the winners for Danimals Crush Cup cruise sweepstakes with Zack and Cody has been cancelled.

This is awesome: Christian Yelich sent a letter to the high school seniors at his alma mater. (via Wally Barnett)

#DDTG MEETS #BITCOIN FULL VIDEO COMING AT 330. I’m 7 figures deep now in this stuff @tylerwinklevoss @winklevoss

Congrats to my brother LeBron James on winning his 4th championship. Not bad for a washed up old guy!

Tyreek Hill fantasy managers:

LET THE PEOPLE TRADE STOCKS!!

I will burn Robinhood to the ground if they shut down free market trading.

ur welcome

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The dentist said I grind in my sleep