Welcome to the future

Ouch PM should stop being a lawyer and start being a leader -Kemi Badenoch 'We know she's not a lawyer and she's not a leader. If she carries on like this she's gong to be the next lettuce' -Keir Starmer

Trump’s America: One was welcomed into the country The other was shouted down and bullied in the White House

The only State Visit we want

'The most pro-British president we've had for decades!' Nigel Farage predicts the UK will reap benefits of 2nd Trump presidency -Nov 2024 ‘President announces 25pc levy on vehicles not made in the US in blow to auto industry in Britain’ -March 2025 ‘The Special Relationship’

‘Liberation Day’

‘Donald Trump will make the West stronger and the world more stable’ -Boris Johnson January 2024 Er…

THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO GET RICH, RICHER THAN EVER BEFORE!!! -Donald Trump Er…

‘We are going to have a crash and we’re going to have a crash like a 1929 crash if Kamala Harris gets in’ -Donald Trump August 2024 Er…

Trump Bankruptcies -Trump’s Taj Mahal Atlantic City 1991 -Two Atlantic City casinos bankrupt 1992. Plaza Hotel, New York, bankrupt 1992 -Trump Hotels and Casinos Resorts bankrupt 2004, $1.8 billion in debt -Trump Entertainment Resorts bankrupt 2009 USA 2025?

John Bolton The Telegraph ‘Trump listens primarily to himself, not to others.  He creates his own world, this time an imaginary trade world, and then lives in it. Trump isn’t lying so much as he is ruling a parallel universe, where numbers mean what he says they mean’

‘Reform: young need a moral re-education’ -⁦The Times and The Sunday Times⁩ headline And this is the party leader with Andrew Tait

2016 running for office: Donald Trump promises to ‘drain the swamp’ in order to free Washington, D.C., from its influence peddlers and special interests 2025 in office: The free gift of a $400m luxury jet just for me. I’ll take that. Stupid not to. Donald Trump

How Britain works: Monday: General accused of obstructing war crimes investigation Thursday: Promoted. To head of the Navy theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/m…

Pursuing Peace

‘We have always considered and still consider the Ukrainian people to be a brotherly nation’ — Putin

-Red carpet -Handshakes -Hand clapping -A ride in ‘the beast’ -No questions -No ceasefire ‘The Art of the Deal’

‘Peter Mandelson told an FT reporter to “fuck off” when asked about his relationship with billionaire paedophile Jeffrey Epstein’ Feb 2025 So much for contrition

One story ‘Why was Hadush Kebatu paid £500 to leave? Another story Baroness Mone-linked PPE firm misses deadline to pay £122m

And so the editor responsible for this front page is on tv now lecturing BBC on journalistic ethics Weird