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This is my 31 autistic son Kelsey. He’s kinder than any republican. He works every day. Pays taxes. Spends hours a day learning. Helps others. And is way smarter than RFK will ever be.

The Dream King returns. The Sandman: Season 2. Volume 1 - July 3rd. Volume 2 - July 24th.

Early frontrunner for tweet of the year

"@brianmbendis, with Soo Lee’s art leaping off the page, has opened up a new (and dangerous) dimension in Twilight City."--Patton Oswalt on the second issue of From the World of Minor Threats: Welcome to Twilight, set to release April 23 More in the March edition of Horsepower:

Bozeman, Montana and Casper, Wyoming—we’re finally coming your way! Catch me and the legendary @emophilips on a mini tour hitting the last two states I’ve never performed in. 📍 May 15 – Bozeman at The Elm 📍 May 16 & 17 – Casper at The Rialto Come laugh with us. Grab your

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Happy Easter to all my Paals!

In ´22, I tweeted that I had played every state save Montana & Wyoming. Patton Oswalt responded that those were the only ones he’d yet to play. In ‘25, we had an inspiration. Bozeman: The Elm, May 15 Casper: The Rialto, May 16-17

I'm heading across the pond to LONDON this May and can't wait to see you all there! Catch my show at the Union Chapel in London on May 22nd! Tickets are more than halfway gone and this WILL sell out! Grab your tix now: pattonoswalt.com

LONDON! Join me at MCM Comic Con on May 23-25 for photo ops, autographs, and more! Come say hi! 📚 Minor Threats Signing – Friday, May 23 (Near Artist Alley) 📸 Photo Ops & Autographs – Saturday, May 24 & Sunday, May 25 🎤 Patton Oswalt Spotlight Panel - Sunday, May 25 at 1:00PM

Some huge actors auditioned for THE OFFICE but didn’t make the cut

Tomorrow on South Beach Sessions Patton Oswalt. Live at 8 am et.

We All Scream audio is officially streaming worldwide! Listen NOW and enjoy the album on your streamer of choice.  Stream audio album here: hypeddit.com/pattonoswalt/w…

open your mind 𖤓 unshackle your soul ☾ reach deep inside yourself ☽ and release your foreskin 𓂸 LIZZO Patton Oswalt Cosmo Queen of Melrose Felipe Esparza

I am leaving this plane of existence. Remember me laughing. instagram.com/reel/DI1xR41pJ…

The Consolations of Vengeance 101

Tune in TONIGHT to an all-new Suits LA at 9/8c on NBC and streaming on Peacock!

Hey Bozeman, Montana and Casper, Wyoming come have a miserable time with us! 📍May 15 - Bozeman at The Elm 📍May 16 & 17 - Casper at The Rialto Grab your tickets here: pattonoswalt.com/tour/

How am I in this TWICE?!?

Grab a pint and catch our show at the Union Chapel on May 22nd in LONDON! I even invited my favorite London tour guide Red Richardson to join me on stage. Get your tickets now: pattonoswalt.com