@L_Inglis_artist stop selling my damn cards.

Been a long time. Sitting back enjoying some #SNF. God I hate Micheal Vick.

I can't believe the Packers are choking like Jeremy Roenick here

@panzarleonard Étienne Roy I beatdown Red Wings, ask Chris Osgood.

Ugh. Ate too much for Christmas dinner. Enjoying football now. Go Cardinals.

I think I still have what it takes to be competitive in the NHL

Not sure I like the Jacque Martin hire hoe the Habs

Thinking over the #avs second offer after the management changes there today

I would like to annouce I am throwing my support behind Make It Seven

Getting ready to watch the NHL awards.

I won that Jennings award. Hayward just rode my coattails.

Jonathan better get his wits about him and quit music soon or I'm gonna lose it.

My new years resolution will be to fix the NHL.

I'm gonna kill Jonathan. Damn musicians.

Damn Jonathan will probably lose in court. Sad when your son sucks so bad at life.

Excited to bring this Avalanche franchise out of the dumps again. #WhyNotUs

I'm not dead. Osama Bin Laden is.

Hey Jeremy Roenick I can't hear you tweets because my stanley cup ring plug both my ear

Now that the Remparts choked in game 7, I have a lot of free time on my hand. Their performance reminded me for Jeremy Roenick