We didnt reach herd immunity, so we're herd culling instead. At least, were culling the idiots. #CovidIsNotOver

Recent data from preliminary focus groups indicate that Simone Biles reputation will be tarnished from Tokyo. Overwhelmingly identified as "the girl that quit at Olympics" with "successful gymnast" a distant second.

I dont know. Cosby is touring again. So, I feel like it has less tondo with race and more to do with "cancelling isnt really an effective punishment".

#GenX will be the only generation in Earths history to be tasked with teaching both their children and parents how to use the internet.

His name was Marvin Lee Aday. #RIPMeatLoaf

Thats not how "no" works. Blue Apron

I make breakfast the morning after sex because I feel like she should have, at the very least, one satisfied organ for her efforts.

🎶 Theyre magically dysenterious 🎶 npr.org/2022/04/17/109…

Marcus Smart on the bench looking like a head of broccoli dressed as Hugh Hefner for Halloween. #Celtics #NBAonTNT

Fred toucherandrich : "Dont listen to some guy from Benson sell you life insurance, listen to a guy from local morning radio who references Benson sell you life insurance."

This morning, I woke up in a world where George Costanza is somehow no longer the most famous Jason Alexander on the planet.

You know when you have to go to the bathroom, but the drawstring on your shorts has knotted itself, so your vigorously working against the clock to not shit your pants? Thats what sports gambling feels like. #DraftKings

I didn't want the word "Orlovskyesque" to exist, but unfortunately Jimmy Garoppolo just happened.

The #NED    National Anthem sounds like someone singing "On the First Day of Christmas" but they only heard it sung once a decade ago. #FifaWorldCup

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Fun Fact: West Ham United is the easternmost EPL team. Discuss. #MyPLMorning

I can't wait until #Disney starts setting up Tinkerbell & TweedleDum & Goofy SuperPACs for this year's election cycle, in honor of #RonDeSantis.

Ludwig Aberg in the water at 10. If only he'd gotten to eat that whole protein bar. He was a couple crunches away from a pinseeker. #themasters

3rd Day of soccer streaming on Paramount+ Why am I even paying for this?

Has this been brought to your attention? A halal restaurant in Orlando. Great name for a gambling side bit.