Patricia Wandle (@patriciawandle) 's Twitter Profile
Patricia Wandle

@patriciawandle

Art and artifice

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Peter Serafinowicz (@serafinowicz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I genuinely dread the day I hear the news that Donald Trump has died, because I am going to cum so hard and I might be in like Tesco’s

JokePit Your Comedy Event Team (@promotecomedy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

😎SOLD OUT - JOIN WAITLIST😎 Whitton Comedy Corner Fri 30th Jan 8pm Whitton Community Centre, Twickenham, UK LINE-UP Jessica Fostekew Radu Isac Mitch Benn MC Nathan Caton TIX jokepit.com/comedy-in/twic… JOKEPIT "IT'S A WHOLE LOTTA LAUGHTER"

Neil-The-Scarlet-Runner (@runner_scarlet) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The present Mrs Hames gave me a calendar at Christmas with me falling asleep in my chair on 12 different occasions. So I can see what a lazy git I can be whenever I wish. Here’s January. Not ensure I’ll get a film made of me like those women’s institute legends.

The present Mrs Hames gave me a calendar at Christmas with me falling asleep in my chair on 12 different occasions. So I can see what a lazy git I can be whenever I wish. Here’s January. 

Not ensure I’ll get a film made of me like those women’s institute legends.
Elle Lookbook (@evalovesdesign) 's Twitter Profile Photo

In Japanese, "tsundoku" means collecting books and letting them pile up, not for neglect, but for the joy of knowing they're there, full of untold stories.

In Japanese, "tsundoku" means collecting books and letting them pile up, not for neglect, but for the joy of knowing they're there, full of untold stories.
All The Right Movies (@atrightmovies) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The last line of SOME LIKE IT HOT was originally a placeholder Billy Wilder and writer I.A.L. Diamond stuck in the script until they could think of something better, but they never did, and it became one of cinema’s most famous endings.

Absolutely Productions (@absolutelyprod1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Don't forget to listen today to Episode 3 of Disordered from Absolutely Prods at 2.15pm. Produced & directed by Gordon Kennedy& Moray Hunter on BBC Radio 4 with all episodes available on BBC Sounds. Theme tune by Police Dog Hogan Tim Dowling Absolutely British Comedy Guide

Andrew Orlowski (@andreworlowski) 's Twitter Profile Photo

✍️ Here is a story I’ve wanted to write for years. The civil service employs a psychometric test that excludes a lot of talented people. Many of them excel at science and maths but can’t pass this test … 🎁 Gift Link in comment below. It ran in Sunday’s paper.

✍️ Here is a story I’ve wanted to write for years. 

The civil service employs a psychometric test that excludes a lot of talented people. Many of them excel at science and maths but can’t pass this test … 

🎁 Gift Link in comment below. 

 It ran in Sunday’s paper.
Absolutely Productions (@absolutelyprod1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Pick Of the Day Radio Times today - the last episode of "Disordered" on BBC Radio 4 at 2.15pm. Produced and directed by Gordon Kennedy & Moray Hunter for Absolutely Productions - catch up all episodes on BBC Sounds Theme music by Police Dog Hogan Tim Dowling Absolutely

Mitch Benn (@mitchbenn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

New song & video: ICE ICE (Maybe) patreon.com/mitchbenn #mitchbenn #satire #uspolitics #presidenttrump #usapolitics #ice #jdvance #kristinoem #stephenmiller #fascism #proudboys #project2025 youtu.be/DdSqe_2FpU0?si…