2) no I won't hold your hair, that's my life savings #WriteAPanel

#WriteAPanel 1) everyone's Irish today...barf 2) no everyone thinks they are

#BeforeTwitter I never knew how sarcastic I could actually get....thanks twitter for opening my eyes

#BeforeTwitter i used to write down 140 characters on paper and throw it at birds....nothing happened, thanks twitter

#BeforeTwitter I had a wife, a career, a kid, a social life.......oh shit I still do......Twitter problems

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#WriteAPanel 1: this is an ass 2: I'm a rhino dammit 3: well your ass is huge

To all my friends, followers and stalkers: go like my business page facebook.com/pages/Recoil-C… or else...

Been busy; how's everyone else been doing twitter Fam?

#WCW to the girls of my Twitter dreams Heath😈 Judie Geeee! @she_nutt SophieDiddles @WhoaWhut Synyster🐾🐾🐾 @

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Shit your pants, only when you're desperate #HowToGetOutOfAReallyBadDate

When you are putting in hard work, it's nice to hear someone say "damn, what do you do?" Makes the blood, sweat and tears worth it #crossfit

To all my people...sorry works been crazy I still love you #FF Judie Geeee! Heath😈 @she_nutt Jane from State Farm Synyster🐾🐾🐾 @whoawhut

Almost forgot my #WCW Judie Geeee! @she_nutt Heath😈 Synyster🐾🐾🐾 SophieDiddles Jane from State Farm

Bet you didn't know there is an actual competition #JustOneTrip #OverAchiever #competition #ThisIsMe

#MyWarningLabelWouldBe person makes sudden pauses for heavy metal

#MyWarningLabelWouldBe there is only one warning

#MyWarningLabelWouldBe If you're reading this you're invading my bubble; if you're invading my bubble you like risks...that's a shame

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