Him: Why is my sandwich 6 inches thick? Me: The ham expires tomorrow.

Blow me, you oscillating fan.

Only 23 Wishlists away from 500! If you can add it and give this a like and share that would be great. store.steampowered.com/app/3100650/Qu…

You can now wishlist Quantum Witch on Steam. That is a thing you should do. I just did it and I feel GREAT.

Hmm, okay

Prints are here! 😍💖🫶🏻✨ (No editing, just sunlight 🌞)

Experiencing The Olympics vicariously, purely through memes, is certainly one of the unexpected upsides of social media.

You cough, I cough, we all cough for coffee.

My new PC has 3 RGB fans down the front, another on the processor/interior and yet another on the graphics card. My gaming mouse mat has it too. 4 different software paths to turn them all off and the mouse mat jives away like a rave until the software loads to tell it to stop.

Them: I've got something to tell you. 45 minutes go by. Me: Well, you know, instead of writing out that you had something to tell me, you could have just told me and saved me a stomach ulcer.

No one's ever said "if you wouldn't mind could you *start* hamboning please".

Give me a page number between 4 and 351. Let's see what you 'win'!

All new bath going in, with lights and bubbles! How far we've come, years ago if you wanted that it was a torch and a can of beans.