Given that I spend the majority of my life trying to convince my 6 year old that he needs to go the toilet, you’d think when he asks ‘why’ I’d have a better response than ‘because I said so’......#parenting #dadfail

Soup is to meals as Argos is to shopping. 99.9% of the time it doesn’t even cross your mind to consider, but that one time you do you promise yourself not to forget the next time...and this cycle continues for the rest of your life...

Did school run solo yesterday, realised I didn’t listen to a thing my wife told me, in a panic asked Daniel what time school starts....’When the doors open’ he says. Little boll*ix thinks he’s Frankie Boyle now. Bought himself extra carrots for lunch.. #parenting #dadlife

Everybody needs to know Scott Galloway and genuinely listen to what he says. You may not agree with everything but won’t be able to ignore it.

Voting makes a difference. No matter how bored you are over Brexit, go out and vote. Any vote for Farage on Thursday won’t be seen by him as a protest but as support for his brand of far-right U.K. politics. The more votes against him, the greater the chance of stopping him.

Nigel Farage arriving in Peterborough for the by-election result...

I’m raising a daughter who thinks it’s acceptable to put pinapple on pizza....We’ll see if she finds it acceptable to sleep in the garden tonight....#pizzagate

One of the few reunion tours I’d queue to be at. Paul Heatons voice is so good..

A little harsh but very clever... #GoTFinale #GameofThrones youtu.be/4GdWD0yxvqw

Funny if wasn’t actually potential true Scott Galloway Facebook Launches Own Currency, Military, Hospitals, Schools waterfordwhispersnews.com/2019/06/19/fac…

‘People deserve to hear what’s going on in my head’ Boris Johnston interview with BBC tonight.

Just added Stormzy album to my favourites....I’m a grey haired, middle aged man...sorry mate, you’ve officially become not very cool.

Absolutely horrendous experience with MADE.com. Made three significant purchases, waited 8 weeks for each. First one damaged, had to send back, second one, sent half the order, forgot the other half. Third one, sent the wrong models. Had to cancel all after wasting months.

Just finished Scott Galloway ‘The Algebra of Happiness’. Upside: amazing book that I’ll be rereading many,many times. Downside: I clearly have to start being nice to people...

I really wish we’d spend more time highlighting the likes of Aisling Bea , Sharon Horgan and Dr. Jennifer Cassidy as the faces of Ireland abroad instead of fuckwits like Conor McGregor and those clowns from that Island show, on ITV, I’m too old to care what it’s called....

First game at Twickenham and he gets a photo with the legend that is Sean Fitzpatrick . Total gent....

How effing cool is David Greys drummer on #TheOneShow

Fortunately our CCO has a similarly poor sense of style #lifeatgocardless #ChristmasJumperDay Supporting Save the Children this year - justgiving.com/fundraising/CJ…

Let's make a racket to show our pride, gratitude and utmost respect for those who are putting their lives on the line for *everyone* else 👏 #clapforourcarers I will be on the balcony cheering for my wife Rosie Neal, the @NHS and every single carer. 8pm, 26 March. #Covid_19

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