Someone tell me what this is

That’s what I want

Going out without the kids for the first time in a bajillion years sooo fellow adults, what time do adults go out to do adult things?

Happy Friday!

Morgan wallen is top tier and I’ll fight about it

Just won a game of chaos cornhole. If you’re wondering what that is, it’s dogs climbing over the board and chasing the bean bags. Kids snatching the bags off the board, sparks flying off the fire. As the lord intended

Was Conor Mcgregor lifting weights with…it?

Back home from vacation and I miss the 412 already. Might be time to move home

Girl just got the job opening of a lifetime

My X timeline today:

I’m being bullied into playing Fortnite

Imagine getting caught so hard you end up as an entire day of memes on X. Brutal

Just FYI for all my friends who suffer from long balls

Oh I’m sorry, I thought this was America

A federal judge has blocked CBS from firing Stephen Colbert.

Not today, Voldemort

Coldplay is going to be this guys villain origin story

Why is the weather channel app so bad? You literally have one job