Karl Marx studying his orb to predict fascism 100 years before it happens

Warren G Harding is the most recent U.S. president to have a county named after himself

I was this close to having to vote for Cornyn in the primary to save his ass, now I can stay home and goon on primary day. Thx Ms. Paxton!

Bro hired a hooker just for this tweet. Now that's dedication.

Why so dramatic? It’s not like he just got shot or anything smh

Four million people are aware of my existence btw

To arouse me

The vast majority of American workers make more than the minimum wage

Hand bras are simply unnecessary.

There’s no way this isn’t a parody account.

Correct—your employer gives you money in exchange for your work, which you in turn exchange for goods and services such as housing

The timespan between Television's Marquee Moon and The Strokes's Is This It is the same as the timespan between Is This It and the present

Whatever it takes to get a gf!

1 inch tall. 10 inches wide. They call me the dinner plate.

Elmo's gonna goon now

Some myths that refuse to die: 1) The poor are getting poorer 2) Unions have been the primary driver of the reduction in work hours 3) Social spending is decreasing 4) Government officials could massively increase revenue by raising taxes on billionaires

Girls with tattoos are an instant turnoff, unless your name is Melanie Mac and cheese.

Who wants to have a goon off?!

Louisiana, South Carolina, and Florida in the 1876 Presidential election: