Elon Musk: *slams dick in car door* Musk Fans: Masterful gambit, sir

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I remember when this would’ve been an Onion article.

Not only did Howard Hughes actually innovate the world of transportation and pop culture but he had the decency to lose his mind in the privacy of his own home

BREAKING: Donald Trump has died.

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It was never about hostages.

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undefeated

Republicans Kill Civilians For Bad Guy Reasons, Democrats Kill Civilians For Nice Guy Reasons The difference between Republicans and Democrats is that Republicans will kill a million Palestinians and say they’re doing it so Jesus will come back, whereas Democrats will kill a

no lowballs i know what i got

Inject this shit directly into my veins

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So apparently the laws of physics do not apply to goats

Congratulations Elon is trending X mood

i setup a fake dog food company last month, bought purina at the pet store, and paid laura loomer $100 for this post