Ima be pissed if my kids ain’t funny

i want a girl gang that i can book airbnb’s and go on trips with!!!!

just saw a tweet saying u can be over someone n still not be over the pain they caused u. cheered me up massively. I hope all of u know this :) especially when there’s trauma involved, it’s ok to get upset, that doesn’t mean you’re ~not over them~. lots of luv

Chick-fil-A could turn 2020 around with spicy nuggets.

being a procrastinator with a violent fear of failure is a crazy combo

Some women have a higher body count because they’re afraid to say no when they’re put in a situation that involves sexual pressure from a man but I don’t think the slut shamers are ready for that conversation yet

is anyone else outgrowing snapchat when it comes to communicating? like FaceTime me, give me a call, email me, come over let’s talk

New Girl is like, not even just underrated or slept on, like it’s straight up ACTUALLY one of the funniest shows ever and it doesn’t get even close to the respect it deserves

Third wheeling w a toxic couple is litttt😂😂😂

College during a pandemic: 0/10 would not recommend

I’m so big on “just say that” because i swear that’s all you have to do.

Paramore will always be one of my favorite bands ever