“Stop calling me daddy.”

Boris Johnson attacks ‘burdensome’ Brexit checks. Which is weird as it’s his deal. independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…

Thank you to Health and Social Care Committee & @CommonsSTC for inviting me to present evidence on the government's handling of Covid-19. My lying technique has improved.

“Yes, history will portray you as the narcissistic incompetent twat you really are.”

I’ve explained it doesn’t mean he can shag anything and everything.

"I can't get rid of her... just keeps following me everywhere."

“I’m being stalked.”

“Look! There! In the pink. She won’t stop following me.”

I’ve notified the Home Secretary and she’s sending in the gunboats.

Good to see two lefties reviewing the papers on Andrew Marr today…

Good to see John thinks making threats is an effective form of government.

I know it’s exhausting, I know it’s Sunday & I know the sun is shining but we must keep going with sledgehammer determination This has now racked up almost 22.8 MILLION VIEWS BBC News (UK) Laura Kuenssberg cannot ignore this juggernaut public protest at the PM’s rampant lying much longer!

Hearing that the technical difficulties at GB News were not thought to be serious. As one person said: “If it looks shit that’s the whole point. We are.”

After we’ve invaded them and taken over 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

“Yes, I fucked it up again.”

EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF BORIS JOHNSON ON HIS WAY TO THE BRIEFING 👇👇👇

Who stuck this outside my office?

Of course I’m fucking useless. Don’t need Boris Johnson pointing it out as well.