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High End Esc*rt

@parody_escort

Don’t book me if you don’t have a yacht and a bottle of bubbly. Queen of “You Peasants Could Never.” For legal reasons, this is a joke. #parody

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The man who bought my Benz SUV & always took me shopping on top of allowance never even asked for sex or oral. Never even kissed me. The MacBook guy either, they both were romantic types.

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Everyday I get asked for $100/10 min and $120/15 min. There are some girls that will say yes to those gutter rat rates! Damn girl, what are YOU doing??? What are you gonna do with $100?! It doesn’t even fill a car!! Y’all are RUINING this business!!!

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Normally I don’t share my secrets with the poors, but here are my streams of income:

1. Whales
2. The Stock Market
3. Investment Building 1
4. Investment Building 2
5. Investment Building 3
6. Ponzi Scheme 1
7. Ponzi Scheme 2

As you can see, I get by. 💅

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Candice Kloss, do you get commission off these fake accounts you create or are you just a bored bitch who likes to shit post online and call CPS on providers who you think are your competition? Genuine question, I’ll wait.

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People were mad at the tweet I posted yesterday. It’s always woke peasants with drawn on eyebrows and dry skin who have the most to say. Worry about your botched nose job you got in a Turkish back alley and hop out of my mentions. ✌🏻

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I've been seeing many providers talk about how “slow” it is. I can assure you it's not. Maybe change your business plan and marketing bc baby girl is booked and busy months in advance. Switch it up and take accountability and not blame the market. Just a thought.

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Consent is sexy. Competence is sexy. Pre-booking is sexy. Screening is sexy. Scrubbing off your dick cheese is sexy. Not shoving your tongue down my throat is sexy. Not stealing my money is sexy. Not stalking me is sexy. 😍

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I have never had a client ask me to go without a condom because my clients actually RESPECT me ᵘⁿˡⁱᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵘᵐᵇ ᵖᵒᵒʳˢ.

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Are you the greatest hooker ever or do you just have multiple restraining orders against clients who fell in love???

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I genuinely don't comprehend women who abstain from intimacy with their husbands for months, or even years, and later break down in tears simply because their husband cheated. What did they expect? It's logical: neglect intimacy, he seeks it elsewhere.

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