Warren Buffett didn’t turn 50 until he lived for 5 decades Relax, you still have time

Imagine spending 3 to 4 hours here discussing KPIs with key stakeholders 😍

VCs showing off their collection of 3,000 hats from startups that no longer exist

Grateful for the big banks and the generous passive income they give me 🙏

Founders trying to figure out where they went wrong with their failed ChatGPT wrapper that nobody needs

What I'm looking for in a woman: - is busy so I can create shareholder value - has dad who is VC - her brother went to a good school and can do BD - mom is a startup lawyer

Bankers getting ready for a day of charging 9% on mortgages while paying depositors 0.03% in interest

Flying private with my mentor Jeff Bezos On our way to buy Cracker Barrel and bring back the old logo I love my life

Imagine aligning on B2B strategy here

This and a quick 4 hour strategy meeting

"When people pay, we take their money in 0.7 seconds. But when they're getting paid, we take 7 to 10 business days to send them the money"

"It's a short journey. Enjoy it while it lasts." - 31 year-old in tech talking to a 23 year-old

"It's 6pm on a Friday, you have to go home. The cleaning crew needs to do their job" The cleaning crew can clean around me. I'm. Not. Fucking. Leaving.

As soon as you start making $62k/year, this can be your life 🙌

The gladiators enter the arena Ready for another day of battle We will conquer the day and bring glory to our shareholders

Companies will pay consultants $25,000 an hour just to get systems like this

Stripe after taking a 4% of every transaction that happens on the internet

I miss ride sharing from 2015

Remote workers will never know the thrill of making this walk at 7:55am just before a huge All Hands meeting I feel bad for them

I'm done with LinkedIn