Parking Customer Advice The Independent You sound entirely well informed!

We have read every copy of the BPA's monthly magazine Parking News (and sometimes even Wikipedia too!)

A travesty of injustice of the highest order... amp.theguardian.com/money/2017/aug…

Date saved. We especially like how the invitation has a North Korean poster vibe going on.

What's the deal with lorry drivers. If they aren't driving over our bins, they're sending us maps of the M4 that look like penises. As William Gibson said, "They can run over out ANPR cameras but they'll never take our Protections of Freedom Act"

We do... We'll bring parking operator contracts with us! Fancy a collab Aldi Stores UK ?

May is a sad month for parking firms as we hold a minutes silence over the Nicholas Bowen QC situation in May 2016. Show solidarity by always paying *even* if PCNs arrive after 14 days, don't contain relevant lease documents or go against Hayes ruling that “waiting is not Parking”

Out of respect for the King's majesty, we will not be processing any appeals today! The Royal Family (However, all ANPR car parks are still being monitored as per the Terms & Conditions) #godsavetheking #privateparkingindustry #praisebe

Does anyone know if there's like an ombudsman of lorry drivers... A friend is getting pestered by a lorry driver and ̶w̶e̶ err... the friend... doesn't like being hoisted by their own petard.

Hey Department for Transport There's this lorry driver who's bought his own land next to one of our cameras and he keeps triggering our camera and he won't pay the PCNs because he's on his own land. Is there a way to make him pay the PCN or can we steal his lorry? Asking for a friend

Happy birthday to Linus Yale, the inventer of the Yale lock. Without locks, we cannot secure car parks.

My changed Labour Party is totally committed to our nation’s defence.    We back our Armed Forces. We back our nuclear deterrent. We back Britain.  dailymail.co.uk/debate/article…

But do you back the private parking sector? DO YOU? DO YOU? DO YOU BACK US? 👮🧑‍✈️👮👮‍♀️🧑‍⚖️💰💰🤑🤑💰💳💳💵💵💷💷💷

You can't spell 'dishonesty' without 'honesty'. Dennis (one of our parking enforcement officers)

You can fight your fellow chaps at Aintree, but you ain't gonna fight the Parking Charge Notices you incur when you get too pissed to drive home and leave your car in the car park overnight!

As our ANPR cameras weigh about 6kg and the poles on which they reside, about 150kg we ask once again that persons non-grata DO NOT cut down our cameras and poles and especially do not weigh them in for scrap given the current prices of about £300/tonne (or 7 cameras and poles)