Watching princess asmr videos as a grown ass man

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second

Can I come over and be strange and off putting

I think getting bit by a car would lowkey tickle if they didn't go too fast

Parker HUZZ Handsome Unique Zparker Zviotto

Parker Viotto

it must feel so good to mute me

Computer, Tell My Wife I Love Her And Would Live And Die For Her

Lucas isn't even here and I'm still getting gay allegations man this is fucked up

AMP it up gay allegations and we all have girlfriends

All y'all getting blocked swiftly

Thank god my wife isn't here because if she was getting in this I'd kill my self

Ok I'm logging out again I'll see you guys in 3 weeks

one cheeseburger for me…. and another cheeseburger for.. also me

The only way to have a healthy relationship

i LOVE MY WIFE

im staring at my girlfriend and literally shaking she's so fucking pretty

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary Holy chopped holy unc holy fossil

Valentine's day and I get to spend it with the most beautiful and perfect woman on the whole planet I'm the luckiest man ALIVE!!!!!!! I will eat her today (see last pic)