I quite enjoyed Hostage. A few hours of fun and unlikely plotlines. Join me next time I quite enjoy a few hours of fun and unlikely plotlines.

I suppose everyone calls their air fryer a hair dryer at least twice a day.

If there are any journalists out there who would cover this I can connect you with locals. This is a big story of animal abuse at scale. My DMs are open or just mail me [email protected] if you can help raise awareness about the real story of 1 million dogs

Had my hair done, lads.

IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING

Who gets randomly breathalysed at 7am? I was clear, btw.

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My phone has just shown me two dating sites for senior singles. I AM 34! Oh, and there's Mr Fq too.

We've just been for the sixth walk today. They urinated on each other, barked at innocent people walking past, and found a chicken bone in the hedge.

Personally, I think it's amazing that while there is so much global corruption in politics which seems to be ok with people (eyes Garage supporters), a mistake by a politician who seems to have some integrity leads to her resignation. Political tweet. Beg pardon. Prosecco.

I cooked a buckwheat pancake at 5am, covered it in maple syrup, and ate it. I think I must be pregnant

Hey Grok based on my tweets I am which world leader?

At 4.30 this morning, Angus the Poodle and I gazed at the red moon whilst Charlie the Chihuahua found a slice of pizza and got stuck in the hedge it was under.

Anyway, who has half their teeth cleaned in ninety minutes?

When I returned from being out today, Charlie The Chihuahua leapt and bounded towards me with joy as he does, and then, and THEN, along came Angus the Attack Poodle DOING THE SAME THING

In other news about Angus the Attack Poodle, here he is with my sock in his mouth. He went to the beautician yesterday and she puffed up his trousers.

I have found out who Thomas Skinner is.

Yesterday we watched The Giant Claw (1957) and it was brilliant. Especially as we now know what Emu was doing before he joined Rod Hull.

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