Brilliant day I’m having, Instagram has randomly disabled my account for no reason and now my AirPod is spinning in the washing machine. Great start 🤩🙃

I'm a simple woman. If a movie/TV show is starting to stress me, I'll google the plot. 🤚🏾

Yeah honestly at this point Instagram’s ‘help’ is very useless. Still no official email about why my account is suspended I can’t even log in to see any messages for me to action an appeal. Adam Mosseri are there any real people who can help not just 100s of spam replies. Meta

we been hearing "boys will be boys" since we started walking on this earth. You'll be alright. Suck it up bubba

this is so funny to me bc i know obama is tapped in

Do they know it's behind them

They’re texting him too? OFSTED woulda had an aneurism 😭

I be randomly saying "what is it the braids?" 😭😭😭

The only thing running through my mind when they tell us their ages #loveIsland

IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING

This sentence should bring shame to the world.

One of my biggest faults is when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

nobody: lady danbury across the room:

i hate early announcements so bad, man. why we need to hear about something 2.5 years away

‘Is anyone available to pick me up from the hospital with a car seat rn since it looks like I was born yesterday?’ got me in tearssssss

AFTER YEARS OF DISAPPOINTMENT IN THESE FINALS. FIAT 500. FACEBOOK MUMS. WE DEFEATED THEM ALL. BLACK LOVE WONNNNN #LoveIsland

Talent is everywhere, opportunity is not…. I think about this all the time.

Unfriendly reminder that immigrants don't have to be surgeons to be worthy of anyone's respect

his resemblance to joanne the scammer is just so?? like it’s beyond resemblance. i will literally not know if it’s one or the other unless the caption says who it is