Uber to airport - "Safe flight sir" Me - "You too" *He laughs as my soul breaks into 7 Horcruxes and darkness consumes my world.

LIVE on #Periscope: #SportsJOElive is LIVE w/ Ronan O Gara, Andy Reid, @woolberto & more! Get involved, tell us … pscp.tv/w/a5hYwDU5NzE2…

"Euro '90" - Ronan O Gara proves once and for all he is a rugby man to his core #sportsJOElive pscp.tv/w/1LyxBjEyArMxN

So if the Perpetrator was white, they are mentally unstable. If they aren't it was a terrorist attack.. Simple.. Right? #London #Westminster

.Stephen Ferris is keeping himself in good nick. Colm Parkinson a toothpick next to him #SportsJOElive pscp.tv/w/1vAxRgqOoqVKl Screwfix Ireland

Here are my musings on Instagram's newest feature. Have a read and let me know what you think. linkedin.com/pulse/instagra…

As headlines go. This has to be up there. #GE2017 #BBCelection 😂

Dear The Irish National Lottery, how about making the charitable causes the lottery is supposed to help be the residents of #GrenfellTower this month

The best video you will watch today. Origin unknown 😂😂😂

Amazon buys Whole Food for $13b Amazon's market cap goes up $15b Amazon bought Whole Foods for free and made $2b. What a bit of business..

First time watching #LoveIsland .. Anyone care to explain in 140 characters what's going on?

"I wonder what the weather is like in Paris" #SkySports #fridaynightfootball #AFCvLCFC

THE FOOTBALL IS BACK!!! HOOK IT TO MY FUCKING VEINS.. FAAAAACK #ARSLEI #fridaynightfootball

"What in the world can make a brown-eyed girl turn blue." - The Look, Roxette, 1988. #GameOfThrones -...

Phil Jones doing what he does best 😂😂

Total Tekkers guests this week are Leicester's Christian Fuchs & Freestyle Football World Champion @FreestyleAndrew pscp.tv/w/bJqNFDQ3ODU5…

Victor Moses has some story. Born in Nigeria. Parents killed when he was 11. Sent to England as an asylum seeker by his relatives. Signed by his local club Palace. Now doing the business week in week out for Chelsea FC #CHENEW

David Moyes just loves making my life hell. First destroys United... Now I bring in Hazard and he manages to do this to Chelsea. #FPL

Don't think people should say anything about transfer fees anymore... It's just fake numbers... Two lads in an office calling each other's bluffs.. "£60,000,000..." "Okay.." "No wait £75,000,000" "Okay.. lol.. xx"

Settle this. Best song by a Bedingfield.. Daniel or Natasha?