not having my ethernet cable has made me realize just how miserable online life with shitty internet was, it's humbling

I don’t go out of my way to listen to country music but when it’s on the radio I am vibing and I’m not ashamed

Happy 4th of July

so my walls are painted with chalkboard paint which makes me unstoppable when writing psmp but also means that the entirety of psmp's season finale is bullet pointed ever so slightly offscreen of all my videos, i like to live life on the edge

I just met a baby and almost started crying what in the maternal instincts just occurred

Y’all ever think about how wack yawning is, like oh you’re tired and ignoring it, time to roar like a lion

OMD...Twitter...I... Important info for EVERYONE!!! DMs are now automatically "only verified can message" You WILL need to go into settings to change this!!! On the app, tap your profile picture and scroll down to settings and privacy...you know what? Let me just attach photos.

a friend told me they have a show recommendation but were scared to say it because it gets "kinda...interesting" the show is helluva boss, i need confirmation what the frickity frick goes down in this show, it looks like mickey mouse and furries how bad can it be??

Womanhood is sitting in the theatre watching the Barbie movie and multiple women going “me fr”, “mood”, and “literally my life” while all the strangers around them agree

When I was in 8th grade, my best friend moved to an adjacent neighborhood. It was about a 10 minute walk from my house. You had to cross one busy road. From ages 13-15, every single time I would walk, men would honk their horns and yell at me out the window. /1

4 Days left! This fundraiser is run by a talented PSMP voice actor, Xander, who genuinely does so much and is such a great person. If you have the ability, donations are greatly appreciated <3 events.lls.org/tol/svoynwoh24…

Ever wanted to see a Karen go batshit? Today you can, as I play "Call of Karen" live on stream twitch.tv/that_paradox__