The human body wasn’t made to tolerate 3 Trump elections in one lifetime

LETS CATCH UP WITH RFK JR, TIM WALZ, AND JD VANCE, SHALL WE

Under Trump's plan, if you add up the total amount of tax cuts for the top 5%, it's 3X MORE than the ENTIRE bottom 60%. And these tax cuts for the wealthy would increase the national debt by $5.8 trillion over 10 years. The party of fiscal responsibility...

If you have these light fixtures you do not need to worry about Kamala’s capital gains tax

He literally did the meme

I feel the need to confess that I left Foot Locker off of my resumé when I applied for my first job as an Anesthesiologist.

Women make up 53% of the electorate, but I’m sure this isn’t going to backfire at all.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn 👀

Can we just admit that the cultural shift to people never answering their phone and ignoring texts has changed accurate polling? Stop looking at polls and just vote plz.

Term limits but for columnists.

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aren’t we all

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens bit.ly/3XurUIl

Another school shooting. I can’t say who the shooter is, but I can say who he isn’t. He isn’t a drag queen reading picture books. He isn’t an immigrant working for a better life. He isn’t a YA writer telling honest stories. Maybe focus on things that actually keep kids safe.

School Shootings #guns

“JD is not weird. He’s a solid rock. I happen to be a very solid rock. We’re not weird. We’re other things, perhaps, but we’re not weird." - Trump I'm not sure if there's a weirder way to say you're not weird.

“Ask grandma to watch them for free” is not policy.

Q: What specific legislation will you commit to to make child care affordable? Trump: Well, I would do that and we're sitting down, you know, I was, somebody, we had Marco Rubio and my daughter, Ivanka… But I think when you talk about the kind of numbers that I'm talking about