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you spend 6 years with a man and he never shows effort then you break up and all of a sudden he’s mister effort

letting alfonso plagiarize me cus i know it’s the only way ill get published

thats why i love alfonso….. he’s a real eater

need an el faro burrito STAT

i am no better than a man

i hate the gym i hate the gym i hate the gym i hate the gym

who has a fake email job they can refer me to 😭

i wanna do menial labor

not rlly into musicians but i am gonna need a song written about me at some point

if i could sing fr it would be so over for you hoes

if you’re not the hottest of your friends don’t post group pics on your dating profile. obviously

what do i even mean when i use this emoji 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 could mean anything

in the mood to start some shit

i’m so influenceable in real life

1 hour and 45 min late to work honestly wishing it would have been 2 hours and 45 minutes

after my bday winter is just sad

february is for yearning

ur pussy not even all that if no one’s accused you of being a witch

one thing ima do is catch a vibe