Don't drink and tweet!! LENT. Mofkr

I'm calling on all eleven of my followers! " Don't be a follower be a leader" yeeeaaaah!!!!!!! I love using exclamations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hockey SUCKS. Watched two quarters of a basketball game. scored 30 points. Hockey score 0-0 Put some black people on that ice.

I was just diagnosed with Turrets. FUUUUCK asshole!!!!

I just figured out. I really miss breast feeding.

Is the presidential rase like a gang bangers? Red republican blue democrats? Either way I'm scared!!

My Christmas present to everyone this year is going to be my honesty. You are so not going to like what I got you!!!

@bsprice1979 you just became my favorite tweeter ever!!

If you want the marriage experience? Move back home moms house.

She will complain about washing ur dirty underwear. Ask what time you'll be home and won't give you any pussy.

Can u loose respect for someone if they screw up the best thing that aver happened to them? Fuck yeah.

I could listen to liars all day long. And then tell myself their full of shit.

Just extended my "get shredded in 90days" To 190 days! BEER TIME!!!!

Just sat on my new Harley and fired that fucker up. No more regrets!

I just met a really hot guy and was not turned on. NOT GAY!! Yeah!!! That was gay ??? Confused

Watching baseball. Do you know how many times the announcers say the words hard, and balls? Alllottt!!!!

Just bought van halen's 1984 album!! Now I have to take air guitar lessons.

I'm back!! Feeling old? go hang out at senior living. The term young man never felt so good.

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