President Newsom going to the senate majority leader and asking why he can't pass the "Kill all Republicans and Homeless people act" (circa 2029)

Cuantas multas y abogados para sindicalistas y activistas se podrían haber pagado con 140.000 euros?

remember when obama politely asked merkel to do slightly less austerity and she threatened to kill herself

SÍ HOMBRE QUE LOCURA (es París)

Already lots of qrts about how the ancients had spreadsheets too but it really needs to be emphasized that their sheets look *exactly* like ours

Aliens are like djinn for white people

Each day my Desktop folder “European indignities” grows larger

this is on par with his best quotes from the first term, haven’t had many as good as this in a while

not pedro sánchez en ozempic

This reminded me that croatia has by far one of the funniest official military symbols.

Melania Trump successfully convincing the President of the United States that he is going to actually go to hell if he doesn't help Ukraine is an incredible outcome that no fiction writer could have ever invented.

"factoid" sounds like a slur for wikipedia boyfriends

Seven hours. All children.

Nuke Germany

Owning a dog really puts into perspective how unorthodox Brian’s relationship with Peter and the rest of the Griffin family is.

gracias Verónica Echegui por dejarnos una de las escenas más míticas de Paquita Salas, que la tierra te sea leve

Que coño es un twink en que idioma habláis

not to detract from the seriousness of the actual context of this photo but i’ve always thought this is the most romantic photo ever taken