16 years ago today we learned how to make the perfect gift in just 3 easy steps.

Jimmy Darts pulls on those strings everytime. Take 1 minute out of your day and watch this ❤️ youtube.com/shorts/jyrYspN…

Omg, now we have the German spy balloon.

Oh great, now the Kardashian's have a balloon.

Happy Valentines Day!

I thought this lady was staring at me for 5 minutes, till I realized it was a magazine.

Back in the day, this is how we used to beat stress and anxiety.

Media reports that people in Dubai wouldn’t understand the humor in “The Flintstones”, but I know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi do.

Fresh Set 💅

Me waking up from my 3rd nap of the day to see if the sun is still up.

Had to settle for delivery cause someone didn't feel like cooking tonight

Maybe if I work really hard, Come in early, Stay longer than I need to, Go above and beyond, Never use any of my sick days, My workplace will notice and reward me.

Unreal, only a week in and the Las Vegas Sphere has already been hacked.

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What's going to be the verdict of YNW Melly?

How to make a straw out of a glizzy

The fact that Bob Barker dying at age 99 means he got as close to 100 without going over and that gives me comfort.

Tough week for losing expensive Jets.

Accidentally Googled "Pastor Yoda" instead of Master Yoda. I wasn't disappointed.