Here it is: my 2024 manifesto to be Mayor of London. Can any other candidate beat this? Not a chance! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount #IchBinEinLondoner

Gillian Dawn Vischer - The Green Party has been elected to represent Earlswood and Whitebushes. Turnout was 34% #LocalElections2024

Keep calm and captain Haaland #FPL

Great win #GOSBTS

📷 We’re buying The Garibaldi Pub’s freehold to keep it as Redhill’s heart! Help us preserve our community hub 📷📷 Join the cause: garibaldiredhill.co.uk/cf #SaveTheGaribaldi #CommunityFirst #pubisthehub #CommunitiesCan

Good morning Spurs family. I need your help. July 21st marks the 60th anniversary of my dad's death. To commemorate this I've commissioned a play based on his life. It is being performed in N17 & at Edinburgh festival in July/Aug. Please retweet. #COYS crowdfund.edfringe.com/p/the-ghost-of…

Yes Minister on bringing back national service

We will be hosting a Hustings for candidates for the General Election. This will take place on Tuesday 25th June at 7.30pm to 9.30pm. Who will get your vote? Come and hear from your candidates to be the next MP for Reigate and ask them questions. stjohnschurchredhill.org.uk/upcoming-events

🚨 NEW: Cabinet ministers are now privately demanding that Rishi Sunak takes a step back to allow other senior Tories to become faces of the campaign [Tim Shipman]

Speaking of Euro '96, I was once at a charity football event with the late Andy Goram. He was excellent company, drank pints of wine, and every time he went to the toilet he pulled out a marker pen and marked the level of the wine in his glass to make sure no-one drank any 😎

Happy Sussex Day

SUSSEX WIN!!!! 😍

Muggy people using loudspeaker instead of headphones

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME

Kwarteng on Channel 4. Like inviting the Iceberg to the Titanic’s birthday party.

Don’t forget - 2 weeks today - please come along & support the day

Happy Meldrew Point Day, Pep Guardiola! Today you are 19,537 days old and have reached your Meldrew Point - the age of Richard Wilson on the day One Foot In The Grave was first aired on Jan 4, 1990. I don’t believe it!

Just missed a train because I tried to get in and out of a curry house in twenty minutes. Agonisingly close. We go again

Does anyone sell honey or cakes or coffee who might want a stall at The Earlswood Farmers Market tomorrow? I've had 8 stalls drop out 😭