Is there anything funnier than being bad at your own hobbies lol (I've been staring at the same sudoku for like an hour)

If I ever feel bad for a fascist put me down like a dog

the very obvious outcome of constantly losing friends from confiding in them...is now having some friends but feeling unable to confide in them at all. life is so wack

My boyfriend: It smells like shit in here! I'm not helping. *Immediately farts*

People say cats do not smell, and usually I would agree, but the cat i currently live with smells like her litterbox. She REEKS. But she isn't my cat so idk if im allowed to bathe her.

Tired of people leaving bad reviews for my job because our Christmas event has nothing to do with a popular train themed Christmas movie.... we have never claimed to be and the event is LITERALLY called something else.

So Jewish I keep forgetting about New Year's cuz i already did that lol. Different calender moment for real.

Dear car companies: less screens, more cd players. Thank you.

Seeing Toadies and Local H in May. I love both bands. What shirt should I buy?

All right wingers are evil, subhuman scum

Anxiety so bad I'm afraid to watch stuff on my own laptop in case someone will judge me. Like brooooo come on im literally medicated let me LIVE