Congratulations to Cain. on being named Employee of the Month! Granted, it was between you and the lone functioning coffee machine in the break room. Which gives us coffee. And wasn't responsible for the escape of Rick Grimes and Laura.. --

-- You know what? Forget it! Congratulations to the Perkmaster 3000 on being named Employee of the month! ~ Hive HR Department "Our business is life itself."

#NewArrivalAlert! ~ Follow Logan to keep tabs on #IntoTheFire! ~ HQ #Logan #TWD

And Now! A word from Head Office.

We here at Umbrella, would like to remind Daryl Dixon and his party that trespassing on private property is punishable by involuntary -- x.com/Tingling_Lemon…

-- insertion into the nearest trash compactor. A vague warning is nobody's friend! Yours sincerely, Umbrella Communications. x.com/Tingling_Lemon…

A Alice Abernathy supporter? We see how it is. {adds @TheFaeblades to the security risks list} Umbrella PR 'Because we care.' x.com/TheFaeblades/s…

We here at Umbrella would like to offer our congratulations to Rick Grimes! Apparently trespassing on private property gets you -- x.com/TWD_Awards/sta…

-- nominated for things. Who knew? Congratulations again, Rick Grimes! And good luck with the whole staying alive thing. Really. x.com/TWD_Awards/sta…

Well, hey there Sargeant Ford! Say. You wouldn't happen to know where Alice Abernathy and Laura. are, would you? x.com/EveryFineGrain…

So you wouldn't mind giving us your current location then? Excellent! We'll wait here. x.com/EveryFineGrain…

We here at Umbrella would like to advise our clientele that, should you be looking for #BoondockBaby, you can find her @TheWinterChibi. --

-- See how easy that was, Rick Grimes? @TheWinterChibi isn't hiding from us. She's not rude like /some/ trespassers we could mention. --

-- In short, Rick Grimes? Be more social, like @TheWinterChibi! Or, at least more findable. Your friends, Umbrella R&D

What's the matter, Skynet? Can't post witty commentary? Aww... We're so sad. #HaHaHa

Trespasser Number Four? He should be passing through the digestive tract of something large and interesting shortly. x.com/HearThePipers/…

Phenomenal cosmic power! Time travel at your fingertips! And you can't keep track of three humans? We are quaking. #HaHaHa x.com/SelfAwareSyste…

Parasol? We see how it is. No idea where your target is, Floppy Discs. He's certainly not here or anything. #GoodLuck! x.com/SelfAwareSyste…

{slow claps Skynet}

We agree! {chortles Skynet} x.com/AndrewNadeau0/…