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Pancreassassin

@pancreassassin

Occasionally funny. Always diabetic. T1 from 1997.

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My pointer finger is quite sore. I was trying to figure out why. Maybe it was something to do with giving almost 150 vaccines this week. That’s the finger I use on the plunger.

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I’m so tired and I can’t sleep because my shoulder hurts so much. I’m pretty sure it keeps popping out of proper alignment. My ortho doctor’s PA insists some pain is normal, even when I told her it’s getting worse. Idk what to do.

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I’ve been in a real amount of pain for a while now, under my right ribs. I can’t keep my blood sugar in any interpretation of “good” range. Something’s gotta be wrong. I just can’t be bothered to see a doctor. I don’t want to be told I’m fine. Again.

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What’s the opposite of hypochondria? I hardly ever expect something to be wrong with my body, but there always IS a problem.

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Many times when I stay up too late it’s because I just don’t want to do the million little things I need to do before bed: handful of pills, basal shot, final bg check, prepare my pillow cocoon so my joints stay where they are supposed to…

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So I was being silly with this one, but now I think doing rapid-fire vaccine clinics is the reason my finger hurts. My fingers are hypermobile. I did 40 more today. My pointer finger joints all hurt and are swollen, but the rest of my fingers are fine! I feel crazy.

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A lot of people make the mistake of believing that medical products/services operate on standard economic principles. Nope. Large scaling doesn’t lead to better, cheaper outcomes. It just means that wrongful death suits become a line in the budget.

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I’ve taken a lot of French language courses over the years. Every book is full of dialogue featuring a generic, French-speaking woman named Hélène. Giving the name Helene, no accents, to this hurricane is making my brain itch.

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I keep flipping news channels and they are all saying DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE. My dad texted me to say my Camry will not make it out. But I have work and my brain is broken. Capitalism has trained me to put work first. (I’m not going)

I keep flipping news channels and they are all saying DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE. My dad texted me to say my Camry will not make it out. But I have work and my brain is broken. Capitalism has trained me to put work first. (I’m not going)
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So, as I expected, there’s nothing wrong. No organs about to explode. My mother just doesn’t like it when I’m visibly in pain, so I went to calm us both down. I’ll just be over here, still with pain, trying not to puke.