Pam Poovey (@pamsgossiptrain) 's Twitter Profile
Pam Poovey

@pamsgossiptrain

I can’t get another job. I have, like, a shit-ton of felonies. Official character on Archer on FXX.

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After a tough day at the office, I like to grab a 40 at the bodega and empty that sucker into my camelback before I hit the train. If I’m feeling fancy, I get some American cheese slices and some fruit by the foot and have myself a little charcuterie.#ArcherFXX

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The new moon makes me wanna hit the open road on my hog, and I don’t mean Harley. I miss ridin’ ol Patsy Swine down to the VFW for bingo. #pooveyfarms #ArcherFXX

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Cyril is in a tizzy again today, this happens when he doesn’t have time to press his pants. Pam Life Hack #478- Fold pants, sit on them on your way to work, let your buns do the steaming. If you take the train, you may experience the bonus of making a few $$$ if you put a hat out

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If you like the Pampage t-shirt wait til you see the designs for the Grand Pam Breakfast, I give those to lovers that make it through a night at Pammy’s place. #ArcherFXX

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I’ve got your Thanksgiving dinner menu! Pamb Chop, Honey Baked Pam and a pile of Candied Pams. Or you could eat this at your next Pamily Reunion. #ArcherFXX

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I keep offering Lana a Pammogram and she keep refusing. I’m trying to remind her that at her age she needs one every 12 months. #ArcherFXX

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People call hotdogs lips and assholes like that’s a bad thing, but those are pretty tasty on people so what gives. #nomnomnom #glizzyseason #ArcherFXX

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I’ve been working on my cosplay for Seafood-Con and this year is gonna be hot. It’s basically a bikini made out of plastic lobster bibs, a necktie and a briefcase, I’m calling it “Hungry Businessman”, bring your melted butter! #yeoooowwww #ArcherFXX

I’ve been working on my cosplay for Seafood-Con and this year is gonna be hot. It’s basically a bikini made out of plastic lobster bibs, a necktie and a briefcase, I’m calling it “Hungry Businessman”, bring your melted butter! #yeoooowwww #ArcherFXX
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Have you ever been late for work and in your rush accidentally zipped your lower lip up in your jacket? #yeahnomeneither #ArcherFXX

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Would you pay $5 bucks for a Poovey Farms hayride NYC style? That’s where Pammy pushes you around the city in a shopping cart filled with shredded documents from the office. #sidehustle #airbnbexperience #ArcherFXX

Would you pay $5 bucks for a Poovey Farms hayride NYC style? That’s where Pammy pushes you around the city in a shopping cart filled with shredded documents from the office. #sidehustle #airbnbexperience #ArcherFXX
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Pampage in a glass: In a shaker with ice combine 2oz. Everclear, 1oz. 99 Bananas and 3oz. Strawberry Quik. Shake vigorously, strain into a frosted glass and top with a floater of Seagrams Escapes Jamaican Me Happy. #ArcherFXX

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Forget the Agent Skills Competition, the Pam Skills Competition is way harder. 1st you have to tag a bathroom wall, drift through a redlight in your Honda S2000, shear a sheep, & finally throw a cheese wheel 70 feet. All while a superb Coq au Vin is braising in your Dutch oven.

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In ancient Greece, women would expose their vagina’s to ward off storms at sea. I’m gonna put this ol’ gal to use this hurricane season. #ArcherFXX

In ancient Greece, women would expose their vagina’s to ward off storms at sea. I’m gonna put this ol’ gal to use this hurricane season. #ArcherFXX
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No container has as bad of a reputation as a vat. I wanna change that. Just imagine a vat of butter, a vat of puppies, a vat of lube? The best things come in vats. #ArcherFXX