Florence & the Machine tickets just sold out in 4 minutes while I was trying to book. Waaaah! I want Flo! #Florence #fatm #O2

Absolutely shocking from ScottishPower £173 per month for energy to a tiny terraced house. Rude staff, 2 days to send an email and letters are never received. I’m now stuck paying a miscalculation because they are in charge of what my metre reads. #avoid #scam

Love BBC Radio 1 and happy to embrace the changes but Matt Edmondson is making me change over from 1-4 all weekend now.

I think Anna Mildner is Ludwig Svennerstal lucky charm. Another win today! Good work team 🏆

Equipe Emporio saddle for sale. 17” Brown M. Nearly new condition as horse pts. £1600 Ono. for sale again as time waster. Happy to answer any questions. #twittereventing #equipe #ForSale

Disappointed to see able bodied commuters happy to sit whilst pregnant women stand on the overcrowded London Northwestern Railway The diverted gaze knows no bounds. #trainwankers #commuting #londonnorthwestern

Our wedding got featured on Whimsical Wonderland 🎠🎠whimsicalwonderlandweddings.com/vintage-circus…

The ultimate groom... x.com/kfmspics/statu…

Glad they fit! Great measuring! 😜 x.com/laragriffith/s…

Tough day at CCI & CAIO 4* de Pau back to grooming days as Anna Mildner & I look after rider & team less horses from XC falls

1 mouse hunting eventer and 7 other marvellous bits of horsey social media this week po.st/W4T3gl

Wally famous thanks to his good pal Bert! #monkeyingaround #mousingabout x.com/horseandhound/…

Makes me happy watching #Thistledownpoposki and Pam Davies having fun A-L-W Equestrian today #legend #theoldfav 😊😍

And her female supergroom who did everyone of these events with her... x.com/equiratings/st…

A late 20s Caucasian man on the District line looks like every police sketch ever drawn. Almost made a citizens arrest but didn’t know what for? Having small eyes and indeterminate features? #tubelife #crime

Why are all gym tights see through? I have a big bum but the fabric should still cover. 🙄🍑

Huge fan of Harry saying “I’m shitting it” in front of every country in the fucking world.

Luckily the kid next door has started practicing the drums again after a few weeks off. 🙄 I hear prospective buyers love that. #ffs #noisyneighbours #forsale

Just put Bonjela on an insect bite because the tube looks like Savlon. #fail

Honest work answers: “How are you getting on?” “I haven’t really known for many years” “Are you busy?” “Pretending to be!” “Did you get my email?” “Yes, I ignored it because it was silly” “Free for a lunch meeting?” “No, I’m afraid I’ll be eating lunch” “Good day?” “Nah”