The perils of touring Germany - I've definitely tried 90% of these Haribo's.

Gestern Nacht war Google für 4 Minuten offline. Besten 4 Minuten ever für Microsoft: "Hey, die Leute benutzen Bing!! .... Uuuuund vorbei."

Wisst ihr noch damals, als Hardi voll aufs Maul bekommen hat? :D buff.ly/16jJVbm

Early mornings can go fuck themselves

Morning. Our electronic alter ego SHIKARI SOUND SYSTEM have released a FREE mix here: entershikari.com/first-taste-of…

Messetoiletten sind eingeweiht #pietsmietgoesgamescom

Hey rest of the world. SOON! #NFTU #HU

Are you, or are you not coming up and if you are, should I get this party started? P!nk

ALRIGHT TIME TO GET THIS PARTY STARTED! vine.co/v/h5vrjWbehjI

Hier hat einer extrem auf die Treppe gepisst im Bahnhof. Wäre beinah reingetreten. 😳

16 year olds have lost the drive to drive! I'm on a mission to keep driving fun. READ: autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motorami… Yahoo Autos Ford Racing

Good morning you beautiful bastards!!! How the fuck is everyone? Good? Good! :)

Danke Amazon. Tschüss Welt. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Quite a dichotomy between the purchases I just made. Books on morality & equality... And #GTAV... Haha

Light my way #Hannover #Germany

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666 PARTY WITH THE NIPPLE BITCH!!! Chris Fronzak and @kalanAdamb

“Death is something inevitable.When a man has done what he considers to be his duty to his people&his country,he can rest in peace” #Madiba

Why are some boiled eggs easy to peel and others a fucking nightmare?