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i’m very holdable btw

hear me out though Happy? Goon. Sad? Goon. Angry? Goon. In love? Goon. Lonely? Goon.

sex is no longer enough I need someone to hit me with a Mortal Kombat fatality

no i can’t tell you my “body count” i signed an NDA

since getting off birth control, I really am starting to empathize with the horny posters…

tall bf looking down 🤝 small gf on her tippy toes that wants a kiss

fyi I expect a Mother’s Day present if my boobs have been in your mouth

I have no shaft but must goon!

whenever a girl gets comfortable in a relationship, she turns into a cat

me and who

I don’t need to track my cycle because I only use this twitter when i’m ovulating

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my pussy has brought me places I wouldn’t go with a gun

shaved my pubes into the shape of Ohio

need someone worth wearing pretty lingerie for

a respectable lady will never “Hawk Tauh” stay classy and ptooey on it :3