i’ve attached my tastes and aesthetic choices to a 22 year old lesbian named mel who i watch on tiktok, she worked at taco bell but now works at a laundromat, has jnco jeans and the goblin album taped to her wall

my mom got me this hat

who’s up signing up for the eugene oregon marathon, i’ll see you there 🫵

i was so pressed about net neutrality in 7th grade

Yes. Matt Yglesias, Ezra Klein, Freakonomics, Malcolm Gladwell, Vox Media, Thomas Friedman's The World is Flat, pop psychology, pop economics, Straussians, self-diagnosis of mental disorders mixed with psychiatric telehealth, neoconservatives, neoliberals, and the worst of them

No one wants personal software. Just like no one wants personal movies. But they do want software for and about their favorite thing

clinically obese boomer in the charlotte airport saying “and now all the kids have autism” hey! woah, you don’t hear me speaking loudly of your DIABETES

you never meet a navy seal in sf, which is a shame because it is cool. my mom’s friends are married to seals. they’re completely jacked & took down bin laden ?? like what! omg, uh i’m a javascript warrior! sir! i’m so sorry i’m weak, i’ll do some cybersecurity i promise

how my mom saw me when i could explain everything the blackrock ceo said on pbs 60 minutes

You think society’s collapsing because of political tribalism? No, wait, it’s aesthetic illiteracy. Right. It’s the food, our food is broken. Hyperthyroid, hypothyroid, brown fat, beige fat, me fat, you fat. Actually it’s energy costs. The phones, obviously. No, AI.

back in sf after a very odd appalachian summer quest

showing a man my investment account comprised of only Vangaurd Total Stock Market ETF and Treasury Bonds he goes “cool, from this account how do you invest in individual stocks?” and i had to say “i’m not sure, i’ve never tried”

We used to be webmasters.